Thursday, July 25, 2002

When you listen to Emerson College radio's morning program enough, you realize that you are starting to recognize the same songs and know the lyrics and it frightens you because:

1. you never defined folk music as whats playing


2. you always hated folk music and the hippie scum associated with it.


3. you might be having a crisis of faith, certitude in self, and understanding of the universe in general, on a massive scale, because you like the damn music.

Waiter, please bring me three months of short term disability leave, with my full salary and benefits included!