Why I think the world revolves around me:
1. Otherwise, life wouldn't be half as funny.
That's reason enough, actually.
FYI- Armless Hipster Chick gets off at a stop near the Charlesview apartments, which features neither a view nor Good Old Charlie, as far as I can tell.
Many thanks to My Heterosexual Life Partner, otherwise known as The Other Half, for keeping me sane today:
TOH: i wonder if cute History Major from the Bar will call
Me: me too
Me: that would be nice
TOH: i wish I could be your boyfriend
TOH: my baggage is managable and i love making out