After watching both installments of Kill Bill, I can honestly say that Carpal Fucking Tunnel is the lamest thing ever.
It is not cool to have gimpy hands. I will never master the samurai sword. I'm not really interested in mastering the samurai sword, but I really resent that I have this dumbass problem preventing me from pursuing the possibility of becoming a deadly assassin should the opportunity ever present itself.
"Excuse me, could we just take a little break in the middle of this battle to the death? My fingers are going numb and I really need to ice my wrists."