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That's right, 5,000 of you bitches have been here before! Actually, 5,018 of you have been here! Yay for you!
And I couldn't have found this out at a better time. Because today, I officially totally rocked.
I finished my twenty page paper ON THE METRO. Yes, riding the train to class. Oh, yes! I lugged my huge ass laptop onto that train and I spent that very last hour finishing my paper. And then I walked my ass up the hill, printed out the paper in the lab, and nonchalantly strolled into that motherfucker like I had finished it two days ago. Nothing cooler has ever been done in the history of the world.
Okay, maybe a few things cooler. Maybe.
Okay, it was sixteen pages- but I had a two page bibliography.