Waste a lot of time and watch a lot of tv? Check.
Write three essays in all the oodles of time I have while on "spring break"?
Cough cough spasm cough. Ahem. Frog in my throat. Funny that.
Watch a movie about an irish girl who gets knocked up by this old dude in the neighborhood and then cry at the end because her family loves her anyway even though the baby totally looks like him? Check.
Follow that with another about irish immigrants to NYC who had this baby that died but then the wife gets pregnant again and the nice black man who lives downstairs dies of AIDS? Check and check.
Spend the whole week crying like a little sissy baby? So totally fucking checked.