Sunday, May 08, 2005

skoolz out fo' summah

if ($god="exists")
print "You got an A on that website!";
print "Even though you didn't finish it";
print "But hey, A for Effort! You worked 10 hours a day on it!";
print "I heart you!";
print "Signed, your teacher.";
elseif ($god="laughing")
print "Ha ha, you spent how many hours coding that piece of shit?";
print "Ha ha, you already HAVE carpal tunnel?";
print "You suck!";
print "Fail! Fail!";
print "you're fucked anyway";