Wednesday, November 23, 2005

ciao suckers!

Me and my awesome self are headed down to Latin America for Thanksgiving.

Sure, they don't celebrate Thanksgiving there but really? who cares. I'll be in EIGHTY DEGREE WEATHER BITCHES!!

In Latin America, there is this thing called the "equator" and it makes everything go reverse and one of those things is the seasons. Winter here, summer there. So while your freezing your tootsies walking to grandma's for turkey, I'll be sweating like a pig, sunburning my lily white ass, and making a weird squinty face because I tore one of my contacts and therefore can't wear my totally rad non-prescription sunglasses in the hot tropical sun.

Its really really hard to be me right now. Happy Thanksgiving!