I had to have surgery on my ass again. I didn't say anything about it earlier because, well, its surgery on my ass, which is rather embarassing, and I didn't feel like talking about it. Also, I talked a lot about my ass the last time around and I figured the Internet at large could maybe use a break from that kind of subject matter.
Anyway, I was going to write a really funny blog about my recent trials and the subsequent tv-watching and vicodin popping I have been doing, but I have to pop another vicodin again. Which means I am going to be be high as a kite.
If my ass didn't hurt so much, I'd really be enjoying this.