I'm too busy shopping for new things online while pretending to do work while also covertly blogging to actually blog something of interest right now. So here are some interesting things I have found on teh Internets:
Anti Monkey Butt Powder -- Yeah, you read it right.
Vampire Slayer Buffy Saves Iraq Reporter's Soul,
via NPR.
A (Not So) Complete History of Literary Tattoos. I wanty real bad. But I also wanty a new computer (with XP, so before June 30th!) and new apartment stuff (like, replacing all the trashy paperbacks I got rid of before the move), so we will see.