Here are all the ways in which I want this dress:
- In white and ivory (and less shiny), to get married in. Then I will walk down the aisle snapping my fingers and saying, "Bish, pleaaaze!"
- In black, for my own funeral. This dress makes me re-think my dislike for open caskets
- In that soft material hospital scrubs are made of, to wear around the house, all the time
- Maybe in denim, for casual Fridays at the office
- A plaid version, for when I have high tea in Scotland